Long time no see

Hello everyone!

I am sorry its been so long since my last post. My life has been pretty boring these past couple of weeks lol. So let me catch you up on everything!

I am officially 32 weeks pregnant and only have 8 weeks to go!!! I am so happy it is almost over!! What I can say is-Why the hek are people rude to pregnant women? I don't want to hear how big I am, I'm not pregnant with twins, I am not popping out of anything, and I am walking just fine THANK YOU!!! So at 32 weeks, you can clearly see that I am pregnant. But now all I am hearing is "your so big," "are you sure you not having twins," and "don't worry, you are allowed to waddle with all that extra weight." Since when were those freaking compliments!! I have had to get rude on a couple of people and hurt their feelings. I mean I don't know if you know this, but your freaking rude! Here are some pointers: you can just say I look nice today, or how is the baby, or even do you have everything you need? You can still be polite without being an A**hole :-)

Also, I have stated repeatedly that I DO NOT want people to touch me. I am not a Buddha, nor a good luck charm; keep your hands to yourself! For personal reasons, I do not feel comfortable with people touching me. I have made that a known fact to people I interact with on a daily basis, but yet they are surprised when they are given a "love tap" denying them access. But no, they think its a joke, and try it a second time. So when I have to be rude and use force, they get upset. When you are pregnant you can let whoever you want touch you, but you cannot tell me i have to allow you to do anything when I politely have declined the first 2 times. My advise is to ask if the pregnant women would mind if you could touch her belly. I have never even given you a hug, but it fine enough to touch my mid section, how does that make sense?

Now everyone has been trying to figure out the name. Don't worry you only have 8 more weeks to find out so DON'T ask, guess, beg, or swindle because I ain't telling you. Don't worry you are not alone, my mother doesn't even know it.

Ok let talk real quick about the "baby shower" FOR THE LAST FREAKING TIME, I AM NOT HAVING A BABY SHOWER, BECAUSE NO ONE IS THROWING ME ONE!!! Now all these people want to get invited to a baby shower, but they know my family isn't here to throw me one. If you really consider yourself as a "friend" you will not need a baby shower to buy a gift. If you want to buy one, I will not decline. Me and the baby will appreciate it. But don't say-"how are you going to get gifts without one?" My family sent me a bunch of stuff, really really good friends sent me stuff, and don't worry my MAN take care of the rest. So for the phony people that want a free day of free food and booze, you got the wrong girl. And don't ask me about it again. thanks :-)

I am pretty much ready for baby. This month (October), I will be packing my hospital bag, filling out all hospital paperwork, finalizing my birth plan, disinfecting bottles, and drinking red raspberry leaf tea. Can you believe I am only 2 months away from a baby Smooth lol (everyone in college calls my fiance Big Smooth). I don't know about you, but it's about time!! I have been pregnant FOR-EV-ER!! LOL and I am ready to get my normal body and bowels back!! My next doctor appointment is in 2 weeks and I will get to have an ultrasound!! I am so excited because I haven't seen her since the anatomy scan during week 18 eek!! I can't wait! My doctor says he wants to see how big she is :-) I will let you know how it goes.

See ya soon
Sabrina